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deanna
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# Posted: 3 May 2005 09:30
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My life has been sucking lately...and as I was laying in the dentist chair today being drilled on I couldn't get this island or this song out of my head....so ...enjoy *S*
Driving down the interstate Running thirty minutes late Singing Margaritaville and minding my own Some foreign car drivin' dude with the road rage attitude Pulled up beside me talking on his cell phone He started yelling at me like I did something wrong He flipped me the bird an' then he was gone
Some beach Somewhere There's a big umbrella casting shade over a empty chair Palm trees are a-growing and a warm breezes a blowing I picture myself sitting there On Some beach, somewhere
I circled the parking lot trying to find a spot Just big enough I could park my old truck A man with a big cigar was getting into his car I stopped and I waited for him to back up From out of no where a Mercedes Benz Came cursing up and whipped right in
Some beach Somewhere There's no where to go when you got all day to get there There's cold margaritas and hot Senoritas smiling with long dark hair On some beach Somewhere
I sit in that waiting room It seemed like all afternoon The nurse finally said doc's ready for you you're won't feel a thing we'll give you some novivcane That tooth will be fine in a minute or two But he stuck that needle down deep in my gum And he started drilling before I was numb
Some beach Somewhere There's a beautiful sunset burning up theatsmosphere There's music and dancing and lovers romancing In the soft evening air On some beach Somewhere On some beach, somewhere
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christena
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# Posted: 3 May 2005 15:43
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You know what's scary Kimmy? Your assistant was probably thinking about "Some Beach, somewhere " too
*huggles*
Why for was ya at the dentist?
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deanna
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# Posted: 4 May 2005 04:35
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Cause apparantly I need $12,200.00 worth of work to have that brilliant white perfect smile again. I started the first part of apparantly a 3 part root canal yesterday. 1.5 hours of pain and $96.00 (which actually cost $850.00 but thank heavens for insurance) later, I would have given anything for that Some Beach Today my face is swollen!
*heads for the beach and a loungechair (rather than work)*
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sg8472
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# Posted: 4 May 2005 05:10
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*zips in to the Cabana after completing his first exam*
Ahhhh!!! 6 more to go!
I see those three are still causing trouble and panic throughout the dominion. I shall set Bob and his crew on you.
Aw, Kymmie, has the psychotic penguins from Madagascar to your every need.
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bria
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# Posted: 4 May 2005 14:15
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*looks innocently at Shane and smiles angelically*Hmmm?
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christena
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# Posted: 4 May 2005 17:02
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Dang Kimmy! I'm working in the wrong state...I need to move Northward
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sg8472
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# Posted: 5 May 2005 09:38
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Svenja-dearest, smiling angellically? But, you are a devil woman!
Hence, red suits you... change from purple to red, and blind us all
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bria
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# Posted: 5 May 2005 11:36
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Shane-love - I can smile angelically even if I am a devil? I'm only a little one anyway. A devil girl.
And I'm not the Lady in Red! Hence, I shall stay purple. Or at least cerise.
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sg8472
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# Posted: 6 May 2005 11:44
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Okay... Cerise reminds me of red anyway.
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christena
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# Posted: 7 May 2005 07:01
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ACK! There's Bugs in the Cabana bar!
*gets out the Raid*
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richard
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# Posted: 8 May 2005 10:21
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Oi! Put that stuff away.... Do you want to poison every living thing in our beautiful Cabana? There are plenty of enviromentally friendly ways to get rid of pests... *hangs a picture of Iain on the wall behind the bar* This should take care of all bugs that dare show themselves here
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kittykat
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# Posted: 8 May 2005 11:17
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Hmm but won't it scare off the other patrons too?
KK
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christena
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# Posted: 8 May 2005 13:53
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*LMAO at KK* She has a point, you know
okies,okies...*puts away the raid and gets out a fly swatter* Betta?
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deanna
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# Posted: 8 May 2005 15:34
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*VVVEG* Bugs? What Bugs??
No bugs in the Cabana...time to move along now folks *lmao*
I'd like a HUGE Margaritta right now Chrissy....*curls up on the bar and waits her drink*
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christena
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# Posted: 8 May 2005 19:18
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One huge Margaritta coming up! *puts it in a wheel barrow and wheels it over to Kimmy*
Would you like one or two straws? And I'll keep the wheel barrow here so when you're through,we can cart you off to the hammock
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lzrman
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# Posted: 8 May 2005 21:45
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Let me just reset up my hut due to inconsiderate post removal.
Sets up a Bug Hut Like Fort Nox
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deanna
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# Posted: 9 May 2005 03:49
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It's not "inconsiderate" when A) it's a joke and B) it's my Cabana
Set your Bug Fort up on some other island! Bug's scare vacationers away
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sg8472
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# Posted: 9 May 2005 06:25
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Bugs must be dealt with...
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lzrman
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# Posted: 9 May 2005 11:48
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Sorry Kymmie *l*
I'm one of those friendly neighbourhood bugs just like spiderman
lzr
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deanna
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# Posted: 10 May 2005 04:07
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*falls off the bar and lies face down in the middle of the Cabana floor*
(with a quick glance to the now almost empty wheel barrow of Margaritta's it's best to just leave the passed out Goddess alone for awhile )
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lzrman
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# Posted: 10 May 2005 15:52
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Quick! Call 9-11.
Anyone want to attempt mouth-to-mouth resusitation technique on a past out goddess
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rohan
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# Posted: 12 May 2005 16:41
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pick me pick me i wanna try it
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wedge
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# Posted: 12 May 2005 16:55
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I'm not gonna lie. I have no idea what this thread is/has been about. It's the second biggest thread on the board, too.
Just an interesting tid bit.
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lzrman
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# Posted: 12 May 2005 20:52
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Wedge: Read from Page 1 - 125
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sg8472
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# Posted: 13 May 2005 06:56
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*collapses on a nearby hammock*
Only 2 more to go!
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christena
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# Posted: 14 May 2005 10:44
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*pokes her head into the cabana*
Ya'll miss me? or did you even notice I was gone?
*huggles Kimmy for her email and phone call* you made me feel so much better,after the news I received..thanks hun! Love ya girly!
and as for you other non emailing peeps...I hope you don't get thirsty while visiting the Cabana bar.....
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deanna
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# Posted: 15 May 2005 04:46
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*slowly comes out of her drink induced sleep and is very very glad noone tried any mouth to mouth....*
*leans up next to the bar and looks around* I don't feel so good...but,
Chrissy, you're welcome *s*
Shane, 2 days till what?
Bug and Mariner *just shakes her head* sillies...
Wedginator....so long as you wander past in a harmless type way it's all good. And the whole point of this thread: boredom busting and imagination
*just sits*
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tiamai
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# Posted: 15 May 2005 09:01
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Eating chow mein is a messy buisness. that is all.
any chance of a drink by the way? i dont want to ask the girl with the hangover what she had, but please dont give me any of it. i need to be fresh for tommorow, i have some serious planning to do stuff to do.
Is it too cheesy to ask for a cocktail umberella in it?
or a sparkler?
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christena
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# Posted: 15 May 2005 14:21
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Here ya go mu-dear! One Pina Colada freshly made adorned with a festive cocktail umbrella and sparkler!
Enjoy!
oh and Kimmy....I think Shaney meant he had 2 more exams to go...
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sg8472
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# Posted: 16 May 2005 08:13
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Kymmie: Not 2 days, worse! 2 exams!
Ok, so it's down to one today
Last one on Friday. Easy one. Already have 25% going in. Think I might come back from leave today or tomorrow.
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