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skevington
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# Posted: 19 Mar 2008 21:03 · Edited by: skevington
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Friends. Romans. Countrymen. Bring me your daughters.
Seriously. Pay attention to the big red text.
Mr Dmitri
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dierna
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# Posted: 20 Mar 2008 02:19
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..... ...... 
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skevington
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# Posted: 20 Mar 2008 03:43
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Iain says i remind him of Quagmire, i am merely living up to his expectation of me. 
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bria
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# Posted: 20 Mar 2008 17:37
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I don't have a daughter.
...wait. On second thought, that's a good thing.
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tiamai
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# Posted: 20 Mar 2008 18:56
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*presents Daughter*
No, she is actually a girl, what do you mean she looks like a sheep in a dress?
I have a birth certificate and everything, no it's not still wet from the forgers.
Dowry you say? I can let you have this mostly intact dinner set and a tub of cornflour.
I demand the first born child.
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bria
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# Posted: 20 Mar 2008 19:39
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skevington
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# Posted: 20 Mar 2008 22:42
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I demand three cows, one horse and twenty acres at least.
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tiamai
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# Posted: 21 Mar 2008 12:14
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Three cows, your getting sister in laws
One horse, she has a best friend.
Twenty acres, will be her butt after she has that first child.
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nicoll
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# Posted: 21 Mar 2008 22:10
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If I dress up as a girl will that do?
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kittykat
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# Posted: 22 Mar 2008 11:34
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You know I'm fairly certain there are websites for that sort of thing
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hobbie
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# Posted: 22 Mar 2008 19:43
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You mean OTF isn't one of them?
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majin_fett
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# Posted: 22 Mar 2008 19:56
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I thought this was a dating site. Hence why I hit on all the ladies.
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kittykat
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# Posted: 23 Mar 2008 14:58
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hmm a geeks dating site....
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bria
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# Posted: 23 Mar 2008 16:06
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I always thought it was a dating site. I mean, judging by the evidence...
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bria
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# Posted: 23 Mar 2008 16:09
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That said, if I dress up as a girl, do I count too?
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skevington
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# Posted: 24 Mar 2008 13:37
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Does this mean you're offering yourself to me in lieu of a daughter?
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bria
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# Posted: 24 Mar 2008 16:20
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Not if you're looking for a wife, I'm the wrong address for that.
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skevington
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# Posted: 24 Mar 2008 19:30
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I see. You're one of those feminist chicks.
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bria
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# Posted: 25 Mar 2008 20:49
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Don't insult me, I dislike feminism. Quite a lot. Especially when they get pedantic about stuff that doesn't matter.
I'm just not keen on marriage. Y'know, being twenty-one rather than thirty-one, and all that.
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skevington
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# Posted: 25 Mar 2008 21:07
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I see. So instead of marriage you're a 'casual no-strings attached friendship with potential benefits' kinda girl? That's so hawt.
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bria
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# Posted: 25 Mar 2008 23:12
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No, not that either. Keep guessing!
...wait, we're not playing that. Damn. Sorry. Carry on. You were looking for a wife, I believe.
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majin_fett
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 04:20
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Can I be someone's friend?
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darth_balco
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 04:51
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I'll be your friend.
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polson
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 05:46
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Dmitri will not ever be allowed within a hundred meters of my daughter should I ever have one.
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bria
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 20:11
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Wise move, Polson.
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majin_fett
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 22:58
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Wow, the girl isn't even born and she's got a restraining order on Lee.
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skevington
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# Posted: 26 Mar 2008 23:18
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*LOL* I have that effect on people. Especially Polson. She even keeps a blackmail file on me next to her computer desk just to keep me in line. It is a big file. It includes revelations of an affinity for cross-dressing, my love for Mr Darcy, a certain episode with a moose and various other things i can't talk about without scaring you all.
LeeLee
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polson
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# Posted: 27 Mar 2008 03:14
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I really don't remember the moose. I shall have to puruse my many files and see what pops up.
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bria
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# Posted: 29 Mar 2008 16:57
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Just be careful while you do that, antler grazes are nasty.
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skevington
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# Posted: 30 Mar 2008 00:56
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...and how do you know this?
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