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deanna
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# Posted: 20 Jun 2004 14:42
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You want a drink? Just ask...You want food? Just ask...You need a job at the Cabana, just ask cause at the moment I'm short handed...
This is a place to talk about whatever's on your mind...I'll tend bar, do my best to keep up with all requests...and give out small morsels of Goddessly wisdom as I can....
*hangs up her Open for Business Sign* *curls up and waits for customers, wanderers, nomads and other types of peeps*
 (thanks Bug)
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polson
Member
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# Posted: 20 Jun 2004 15:08
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Are there Cabana boys? Are there hot single Cabana boys? Because if there are I am SO there!
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kassandra
Member
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# Posted: 20 Jun 2004 15:22
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OOoohhh....I'm in search of wisdom!
What happens when a Wanding Bohemian gets tricked into being stationary and can no longer wander?
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deanna
Member
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# Posted: 20 Jun 2004 16:47
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There could be mucho Cabana Boys if any boys step forward and volunteer for Cabana Boy Jobs 
Now accepting applications for Cabana Boys...Please see Polson she will be interviewing you
Wisdom from the Goddess: The Wandering Bohemian would then be The Stationary Bohemian Princess cause she can afford pretties now
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polson
Member
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# Posted: 20 Jun 2004 17:31
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Requirements for Cabana Boy Applicants:
All applicants must provide a resume, proof of availability and three pictures without a shirt. 
*awaits her Cabana Boys*
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smile
Member
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# Posted: 20 Jun 2004 18:37
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Can I volunteer to train the Cabana boys??
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polson
Member
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# Posted: 20 Jun 2004 19:48
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Smile That sounds good to me...Kim?
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deanna
Member
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# Posted: 20 Jun 2004 20:04
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I hereby appointment Smile "Head Trainer" and Polson "Boss" of any and all Cabana Boys
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demonvamp
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 05:42
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I need a job, I was thinking along the lines of beach volley ball Queen, or some such nonsense.
QD
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deanna
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 07:37
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We are aquiring quite a team of leaders. YAY! QD you are now the Beach Volleyball Queen...
Enjoy!!
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demonvamp
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 08:31
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Yay! Queen Demon of Beach volley ball is looking for team members. Hot young things apply here and gimme your team names
Queen demon.
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crazytexan
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 09:26
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*wanders by*
Seeing how none of the real men here at OTF have stepped up to the challenge yet, I hereby offer my services to Kym's Cabana, but not as one of Polson's sexed-up Cabana playthings. 
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kittykat
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 10:00
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lzrman
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 10:47
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mathew
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 12:52
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Hmm, considering I have nothing better to do. Why not? 
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lucient
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 13:06
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I lay claim to being the Cabana Boy of Cabana Boy's
Luc
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deanna
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 13:22
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CT is the head bouncer...mess with any of us, we send you to him
Are Mat and Luc , Polson's First Cabana Boys? *veg*
*sits at the bar* Seems my job is the easiest *tends an empty bar *LOL*
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skull_leader
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 13:40
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**Volunteering to be...Kym's first customer***
Ordering a rum and coke from the lovely proprieteress of this fine establishment.
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kassandra
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 13:58
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*swings in a low hammock in the corner* deja vu
What's the house specialty?
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deanna
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 14:22
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Customers we have customers
*makes a run and coke* Enjoy my friend *winks*
*glances towards the hammock* Our House Specialty today is a Bahama Mama
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babel
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 14:35
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Ex bar-man. Beer-belly (bought and paid for), hostile temperament, unhealthy love of curry. Can be vaguely amusing when everyone else around me is drunk.
Look, I'm pitching for head barman here. I can mix cocktails with the best of 'em. I can flirt with the drunken girls ( a pre-requisite for any barman worth his salt). I can be loathsome to anyone foolish enough to cause trouble. And . . .
I am prepared to wear speedos of any hue you care to name . . and may God have mercy on your souls! (Not to mention eyes.)
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skull_leader
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 14:51
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Aiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee. I say again, Aiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee.
*smiling and winking at the lovely Kym, tipping her shamelessly*
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lzrman
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 15:00
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Welcome to the Real Cabana
Bug
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demonvamp
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 15:55
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*finishes setting up the volley ball coourt and and wanders to the bar for a bahama mama*
Can I have a sparkler in it
QD
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toddy
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 17:25
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Twinly,
Oooh, I'll help ya! I'll be one of your stunning cocktail waitresses in heels and a bikini.
-Shellie
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citron
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 17:58
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I'll donate my poolboy (aka Michiel). I know he won't mind, and I know I didn't ask him, but there ya go
~Cynara
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michiel
Moderator
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 18:04
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What will happen to me?
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deanna
Member
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2004 19:34
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Ok Jeremy is the new bartender...ok he's not as cute as me, but he looks good in Pink speedo's and he's great at Karaoke *LOL*
*gives QD her Bahama Mama complete with sparklers* ewww pretty
Shellie is our new HEAD waitress...*wolf whistles*
Cheil is our new........hmmm? pooltoy *plays with him* even though he really belongs to Dawn.
*keeps her tip and flirts shamelessly*
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demonvamp
Member
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# Posted: 22 Jun 2004 05:31
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Michiel is our pooltoy What happens if he deflates...
QD
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polson
Member
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# Posted: 22 Jun 2004 08:03
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*goes looking for an appropriate outfit for Michiel*
Ah, Cabana Boys! Your first duty is to tell Smile and I how cute we are. Your second duty is to...wait...Kim...what does a Cabana Boy do anyway?
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