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skull_leader
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2004 16:04
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*turning to his teammates* Gentlemen, I suggest a new strategy...let the women win!!  What think you?
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nobbe
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# Posted: 5 Jul 2004 18:54
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Either that or I could bring in the modelling troupe to distract them.....
Letting them win sounds better because I just need to teach dance after this is over. 
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hongjun
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# Posted: 6 Jul 2004 06:07
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*while the guys are discussing letting the ladies win Hong slips on the mens side of the court ninja style and ties thier shoeslaces together as well as Duct taping Ceets and Skulls legs to eachotehr, finally removes all Orlando Bloom posters that they guys have*
*retreats to her postion behind the box saying translation english/chinese chinese/english here*
Hong
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crazytexan
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# Posted: 6 Jul 2004 07:36
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Let them win? That's it, turn in your Man Card right now. 
*thawps Skull across the back of the head* No! This is the ultimate battle of the sexes! If they win I for one will NEVER hear the end of it...Besides, don't we spoil our women enough?
Argh...what the? duct tape? *Looks at Skull* Okay man, it is just like removing a bandaid, the faster you remove it, the less it will hurt. *takes a corner of the tape* This is going to sting just a bit...
On three...1....2.......
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demonvamp
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# Posted: 6 Jul 2004 08:07
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*In the meantime, the girls win and head for the bar, the guys spend the next three hours playing amongst themselves, not noticing they've lost, or the limbo contest started up after one too many gin shots...*
QD 
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skull_leader
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# Posted: 6 Jul 2004 08:57
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THREE!!!!!!!! *rrrrrrips the duct tape away from their ankles* ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!! 
THIS MEANS WAR!!!!! *going Agent Smith on the ladies, serving up volley after volley at blazing speed, bullet time effects all over the court*
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polson
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# Posted: 6 Jul 2004 09:01
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*sitting on the side while Orlando feeds her peeled grapes* Mmmm...ooh look, volleyball...
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skull_leader
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# Posted: 6 Jul 2004 09:18
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Hey!!! Waitasec!!! You girls just can't declare victory on us while our backs are turned!!! Dirty pool!!! 
*feeling extremely foolish for even contemplating honorable surrender* 
*contemplating many possible acts of revenge*
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deanna
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# Posted: 6 Jul 2004 12:17
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Oh Skullllllyyyyyyyyy and Seatttttttt I'm waiting for my cupcakes All's fair in love and war. Remember that
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skull_leader
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# Posted: 6 Jul 2004 13:24
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*turning to CeeT* Sorry, amigo, NOT one of my brighter ideas... There WILL be a reckoning, however...
*turning to Kym* Could I interest you in a "best two out of three" competition? 
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demonvamp
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# Posted: 6 Jul 2004 16:46
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*sets fire to the limbo bar*
How low can you go you bendy peeps?
QD, your flexible friend
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deanna
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# Posted: 6 Jul 2004 17:57
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No we're the winners. Cause QD said...now ya'll boys just have to deal *lmao*
*wanders around humming We Are The Champions*
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teekay
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2004 01:52
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*walks out of the dream kitchen with a huge plate full of cupcakes*
OK, Skull & CT, there you go.
Anyone for avocado sandwiches, tacos and devilishly hot salsa to go with the limbo dancing?
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skull_leader
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2004 07:16
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*eyeing the pink Speedo warily, walking over to the nearest changing room* Hmmmmmmmm, now this is interesting....never seen a cabana that looked like a police box before....
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sg8472
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2004 07:31
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FIRE!!!!!! *points at the limbo bar*
Not only is that dangerous, but don't you think this tropical heat is hot enough already!
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skull_leader
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2004 10:15
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*finding the spare TARDIS key Babel so thoughtfully left in the cubbyhole just behind the letter "P"*
*opening the TARDIS, tossing an extinguisher to SG, then hurriedly slamming the door and running to the console*
"All's fair in love and war," eh? Hehehehehehehehehehe!!! Humming "if i could turn back time..."
*dematerializes*
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demonvamp
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2004 10:50
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*limbos* Hmm, I wonder which vital part of the tardis this flaming limbo bar comes from?
*Notes that it says, 'vital going back in time brake' upon it*
Oh well, no one will miss it.
QD 
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skull_leader
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2004 11:41
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*realizing the brake lever is gone from the console* Ohhhhhh *expletive deleted*!
*hurriedly scanning the console, finally finding the control he was looking for* Aha!!! *flips the switch marked "Emergency Brake"*
*the TARDIS screeetches to a halt in the Vortex*
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sg8472
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2004 11:59
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*places the extinguisher down next to the limbo bar*
It's not my mess.... someone else can clean it up!
*walks off to leave the limboers take care of the situation*
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skull_leader
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2004 14:10
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*realizing the utter folly of my plan, engaging the "Fast Return" control on the console and rematerializing back on the beach*
*emerging from the TARDIS, a sheepish smile on my face, dressed in the aforementioned pink Speedo, and may God have mercy on you all*
*taking the tray from Teek and fulfilling my end of the bet*
*giving QD an eeeeeevil glare* I might have succeeded if not for you!!
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deanna
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2004 15:02
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*lounging lazily by the pool...glancing at peeps running in various directions* So nice to see everyone busy entertaining themselves.
Tomorrow night there will be a Luau, I'll be hostessing...times and other info will be announced soon as possible
It's time for this hard working staff to share in a bit of merry making!
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jj
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2004 15:23
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*looks up at Kym from where she is happily stretched out on the lounge chair next to her, working on a tan*
A Luau sounds fun, I've never been to one of those! Hopefully you will let your favorite guests come too, and not just the staff... Need help??
Hey, aren't we supposed to have cabana boys out here feeding us grapes or something? Or at least schlepping drinks? I'm thirsty!
~ da JJ peep
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demonvamp
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# Posted: 7 Jul 2004 17:05
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<!--QuoteBegin--skull_leader+July 07 2004,14:10--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (skull_leader @ July 07 2004,14:10)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->*giving QD an eeeeeevil glare* I might have succeeded if not for you!! <!--emo&:P--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/ton.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':P'><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/haw.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br>*gets out camera and snaps the pink speedos*<br><br>$5 a copy folks! <!--emo&:?--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/srp.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':?'><!--endemo--> <br><br>QD
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deanna
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# Posted: 8 Jul 2004 05:30
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*waves cash in the air towards QD* I want one of each
A Luau is in the works and everyone at the whole Cabana shall be invited.
I've recieved a complaint...our Cabana Boys are slacking.....*goes to find Smile and Pols*
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skull_leader
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# Posted: 8 Jul 2004 08:03
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<!--QuoteBegin--jj+July 07 2004,15:23--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (jj @ July 07 2004,15:23)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin--><font color="00FFFF">Hey, aren't we supposed to have cabana boys out here feeding us grapes or something? Or at least schlepping drinks? I'm thirsty! <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/haw.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--><br></font><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br>*schlepping drinks, grapes, baked goods, etc as QD snaps away on her camera* Ahhh, me! The glamorous life of the cabana boy... <!--emo&:P--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/ton.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':P'><!--endemo--><br><br>The moral of this story, children, is this...Never, never, never bet on anything with Kym!! <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/haw.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--> <br><br>*schlepping to fill numerous orders as more customers arrive* Good thing this gig is just for a day!! <!--emo&:?--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/srp.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':?'><!--endemo-->
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demonvamp
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# Posted: 8 Jul 2004 09:46
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I think I need a better camera, this pic's all grainy
QD, snap happy
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skull_leader
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# Posted: 8 Jul 2004 11:38
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<!--QuoteBegin--demonvamp+July 08 2004,09:46--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (demonvamp @ July 08 2004,09:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->I think I need a better camera, this pic's all grainy <!--emo&:o--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/ann.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':o'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Be grateful for small favors! <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/haw.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--><br><br>Skull, just a tad overexposed
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deanna
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# Posted: 8 Jul 2004 12:03
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*looking perplexed* Has anyone seen my Lemon Chocolates (the kind you can only procure from Thorntons) anywhere???
*feels saddness at them being gone and unfindable*
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skull_leader
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# Posted: 8 Jul 2004 12:38
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*searching high & low for Kym's lemon chocolates*
Hmmmmmmm, need directions to the nearest Thornton's, wherever that might be...
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deanna
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# Posted: 9 Jul 2004 04:32
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Ok Ok...the hunt is over, my lemon chocolates must have been stolen or something. I'll just set about ordering some more....there are more important things at hand....like...*looks down at her list* Do we have the leis? Do we have the coconut cups? Do we have the steel drum band? Do we have the beach torches? Do we have the hula skirts? Are the fresh flowers ordered to decorate with? What about the floating candles for the pool? *races off in search of the needed items* What are we planning on eating for the nights event? *is busy*
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