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fat_man
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# Posted: 30 Oct 2007 21:28
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Yar.
I just felt the need to make mention of it there are just so many so what I propose is, Random question game =@
Random Qestion game is a game where someone puts up a random question that they have been pondering why and we do our best to explain why.
My Question, Why Do Zombies only eat brains, and not any other part of humans like their eyes et al? And in fact why only human brains?
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rpmobsession
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# Posted: 30 Oct 2007 22:40
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Naturally, the answer to this is quite simple. Zombies were humans, so the fact that they eat only human brains represents their constant urges to take revenge. And, the reason they eat only brains stems from a harboring intellect that they long for but will never have. Zombies themselves have eyes, ears, arms, etc. The one they are lacking is a brain.
My question: Why is there a need for "Do Not Enter" signs for the on ramps of American highways/interstates? What's the point of them if you CAN'T even get to entering them anyways?
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majin_fett
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# Posted: 30 Oct 2007 23:34
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Actually, from my zombie movie experience, I've seen zombies eat more than brains. And zombies do, in fact, have brains. It's just that the mainly animalistic portions of a zombie's brain have great prominence, hence the behavior and eating problems. Why do you think zombies die when you remove the head or destroy the brain? Because they have one. HA! 
My question: Why do people insist that penguins live in Alaska?
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jaquaia
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 03:47 · Edited by: jaquaia
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I've seen films where Zombies eat more then brains! 
Candice, becuase they like teasing you, people like teasing us all!
Mike, but they don't! I know! I bought one from my local shop only last week! very tasty it was too, they seem to be more chocolatey 
My question: do aliens walk amongst us? 
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buck_murray
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 04:09
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Resident Evil: Extinction has GREAT zombie scenes!
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daecrist
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 04:29
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I think everyone is missing the point of the random question game by answering the first question and ignoring the question posted immediately above them.
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buck_murray
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 04:35
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Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
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aeon
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 05:25
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The answer to everything is:
Penguins on Alaskan highways don't enter your driveway, but park there, while eating your brain.
My random question is:
How do I find the standard equations of the circles that pass through (2,3) and are tangent to both the lines 3x - 4y = -1 and 4x + 3y = 7?
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fat_man
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 06:05
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People are crap at Random question game =(
Helen: The american road system is just screwed, and exceptionally dumbed down, but you still get idiots who somehow ruin everything.
Magon: Cos people don't know that penguins only live in the south. But they are damn cool =@
Jaq, Aliens do indeed walk amongst us alá Tbhe leaders of this world are shapshifting elephants from planet x. That is to say, no Aliens don't walk amonst us why would they want talk amongst us when they could fly.
Buck: As above.
Neon: The answer is 42 as thats the answer to life the universe and everything.
Maths Questions aside.
Why are mobile phone contract rates so high and such a rip off and Pre Pay phones are just pointless in comparison? =(
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darth_balco
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 06:06
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It's 8 in the morning, so I really don't how to answer that question.
However...
When it happens to a unborn baby, it's an abortion, but when it happens to an unborn chicken, it's an omelete, what's up with that?
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daecrist
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 06:32
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Answer: Chicken eggs used in food are usually unfertilized, so no destruction of a potential life is taking place.
Question: Jessica Alba, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, or Natalie Portman?
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Feeble
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 06:41 · Edited by: Feeble
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Portman - despite her inability to occasionally pull out the acting gene (we might be able to blame directors here), she's still more convincing than Love-Hewitt and more realistic than Alba. Also, she has perdy hair when its lengthy and such a lovely shaped head when bald... she's got the spunk factor to take the piss outta herself on SNL AND has a pixy shaped face *giggle*
And to hammer the nails into the coffin - SW, V for Vendetta, Garden State. 'Nuff said.
Why is a duck?
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fat_man
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 06:52
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why is what a duck?
its cop out to answer a question with anther question =(
Wll the duck from that story the ugly ducking, is actually a parable for homosexuality by hans christian anderson =) Thank you qi.
The office or Monty Python?
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jaquaia
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 07:06
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Monty Python!  Easy!
Did ET ever pay for phoning home?
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sg8472
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 07:24
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No, he ran out on the bill, leaving the family to pay for it.
"ET no pockets!"
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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aeon
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 07:44
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You've stolen that from me, Shane!  *points ferociously at the other thread*
New random question:
How hard should Shane suffer for stealing my question?
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fat_man
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 08:04
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He should be beaten until be cries out for his mother =)
Why doe My labcoat have a engine oil stain on it? =(
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sg8472
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 08:06 · Edited by: sg8472
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Because you were fixing your car and pretending to be a surgeon while doing so.
Annie: I don't know what you're on about. What other thread?  Any you never answered it either!
Why didn't Annie answer my question?
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daecrist
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 08:34
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A: Because God hates you for touching yourself at night.
Q: Are you a god?
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korny
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 08:44
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I'm not a god, but I am awesomeness embodied.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, why am I not sleeping?
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sg8472
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 08:47
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Peter Piper is probably blowing his pipes, and making a lot of noise.
Read in to that however you wish. 
God? What is this 'God' you speak of?
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majin_fett
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 09:47
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God is many things, from a certain point of view.
And if you were quoting a movie, I'm sorry.
Now, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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daecrist
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 10:16
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A: African or European?
Q: Is no one aware that when someone asks if you're a god, you say YES?
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majin_fett
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 10:22
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I always say "no". Super heroes don't think that they're gods. Unless they're Thor.
Who is going to post after me?
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aeon
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 10:24
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People who ask me that question are always aware that I say yes. If not, I'll make them.
Was Jeremiah really a bullfrog, or was he just my best friend?
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aeon
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 10:25
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And Majin shouldn't sneak in between HAL's and my posts.
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majin_fett
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 10:27
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My bad.
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polson
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 10:45
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Aeon, actually Jeremiah wasn't a bullfrog nor was he your best friend. He was lying to you on both accounts because, well frankly, Jeremiah was a jerk.
Who's your daddy?
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bria
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 14:57
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Some trucker with a really German name.
Have YOU ever felt the bubbles melt?
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buck_murray
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# Posted: 31 Oct 2007 15:04
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Why do they call it a "Television SET"... when you only get one?
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