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polson
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# Posted: 27 Nov 2005 08:03
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It's the new, and potentially lame, forum game! Oh yes, it is. Ever play the story game as kids where you add a sentence of story and the next person does the next sentence and so on and so forth? Well, this is the same idea, except the limit will be from one sentence up to five sentences.
The Characters: Polson, Nicoll and the David Hasselhoff
Any objects Polson might have: A cool shiney sword that is not for violent simming, a mean right hook and a toothy grin.
Important Information: Neither Nicoll nor Polson really is in love with the other one.
And now, the story!
Once upon a time there was a girl named Polson, a slug named Nicoll and a David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff's hair was creepy because it never moved. Anyway, the kingdom was at stake, being threatened by a large and most mysterious dragon named HAL. King Iain dispatched his most trusted warriors, Polson and Nicoll to defeat HAL the dragon, and sent David Hasselhof along as bait. It was a Tuesday when they set out on this noble trek.
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bria
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# Posted: 27 Nov 2005 08:13
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Of course, none of them remembered that it was a Tuesday. If they had, they may very well have reconsidered.
As it was, however, their spirits were high and they rode forth, feeling secure in their lack of knowledge about said Tuesday. It was, after all, a beautiful day.
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iain
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# Posted: 27 Nov 2005 08:21
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King Iain did decide that "King" was far too lowly a title for one as great as him. Therefore, he asserted that he was to be known as "Supreme Grand High Overlord Ruler Iain the Fourth, Point Two".
Polson and Nicoll stared in stunned silence, despite being out of visual range of the aforementioned titles of Iain, and had to resort to staring at each other.
David merely existed.
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demonvamp
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# Posted: 27 Nov 2005 08:58
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Unfortunately, Iain's new title came with a curse. He must marry the David within three days, or fall into a terrible slumber from which only Polson can save him.
However, both the David and Polson are off on said quest...
QD
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hobbie
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# Posted: 27 Nov 2005 09:07
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Meanwhile, in the neighboring kingdom of Cantinia, more often refered to as "Cloud City" due to being located on high mountains and to the fact that most its inhabitants seem to have lost their grip on reality, a messenger pigeon arrived at the province of Adumaria's main palace. It carried with it the news of the ruler formerly known as King Iain's new title and the request that said title be updated on all of Cantinia's official communications with SGHORI IV's kingdom.
Unaware of the threat faced by their neighbors, and therefore unable to make fun of the ruler's somewhat unresponsible sense of priorities, Adumaria's appointed leader still took the time to look down from his window to Iain's "castle", so to say, only visible as a small dot from this distance and chuckled. How someone could keep order with such a name was beyond his understanding.
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kady
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# Posted: 27 Nov 2005 09:38
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Suddenly, a poor peasant girl looked up at the sky from where she was working in the fields. By the look on her face, this peasant girl, affectionately called "Kades" by her closest friends, seemed to be reading something in the clouds. She set her hoe down determinedly, pulled up her tattered dress, and took off toward the former King Iain's palace without mentioning a word to those working around her. Kades never stopped until she passed through the palace doors and stood face to face with the man formerly known as King Iain. "I must take you to fullfill your destiny," the peasant girl breathed. "For the entire kingdom depends on it...." then, she heaved Iain onto her back and carried him back out through the palace doors.
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polson
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# Posted: 27 Nov 2005 12:09
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As it stands, Iain has been kidnapped by Kady and his life is endanger from having to marry the David, meanwhile Nicoll, Pols and the David are lost somewhere, and Iain's entire kingdom is at stake to the great Hal Dragon! Also, the politics of the Cantinia are threatening to choke Iain's kingdom to death. And to make things worse, the fair lady of the land, Kimmers, has been taken captive by Hobbie, the Hal Dragon's right hand peon! Oh no! What will our heros do???
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nicoll
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# Posted: 27 Nov 2005 13:08
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Normally for the bravest heros ever to live in the kingdom of Iain, the forest south of Iain's castle is no obsticle. Indeed even the David, Nicoll's pet Baywatch star, can handle himself in this forest, but not on a Tuesday. Nicoll with his amazing slug senses would normally have sensed something wrong but he was distracted by anger. Anger at Polson for using the Hoff, Nicoll's affectionate name for the David, as bait. Serious tension is building among the heros, even the David with his limited mental abilities begins to suspect his true place in Polson's scheme.
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sg8472
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# Posted: 28 Nov 2005 09:39
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And so they journey onward, the David becoming increasingly anxious when Polson approaches, and the female lioness in heat, also know as the slug, also known as Polson's stalker, stalks behind Polson, like a stalker, or even some lioness stalking it's prey... even of the female variety coz those male lioness' don't work so well... even of the variety that are in heat. And then the writer goes "WOW!" at that one, long sentence abundant in useless information. And as that exclamtive voice loudly echoes through the valley, coz that's where our heroes (and I use the term loosely) are now, Polson, Nicoll, and The David stop suddenly, looking around them wide-eyed, wondering where the unusual sound was coming from. And as they searched around them, up on the top of the over-looking mountain, which also over-looks Iain's castle, "only visible as a small dot from this distance" as described by Ray, SCUHWMBOBSWMBOFSG chuckles, wondering how someone could keep order with such a name as SGNORI was beyond his understanding. But he did approve of the the first two letters.
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polgara
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# Posted: 28 Nov 2005 11:41
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As our hero's enter the bewilded Hula forest, they realise much too late (loosing all vision of the small dot on the hilltop) that they are entering the realm of the great sorceress Polgara. The great ancients trees, wich seem to sigh with every step they take, close more and more on them. Suddenly Polson leading the party stops in great gasp as the Lioness following not too far behind bumps up to her. "It is the great sorceress" Polson exclaims as a bright pinklight apppears before them. Polgara hulas her way visible! "Behold" she waggles "as it is i that will now shatter all hope for King Iains kindom". All gasp speechlessly. "It has appeard to us in a vision, that one named Q will appear soon on the dragon named Hal to submerge all in the kingdom in great new hope" the sorceress states. "For you brave hero" she points her glare at Polson "there will be a great role in this new kingdom, if you choose the right path". Polson, great lioness and the David ofcourse all stand in great awwww....will this prophecy make our heros see the great light and change their loyalty to the winning sight? As the sorceress vanishes in between the trees our heros continue on their tiring quest once more, with many more thought.
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demonvamp
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# Posted: 28 Nov 2005 15:03
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Meanwhile, the David's perm began to collapse in upon itself, perhaps to solve the theory that you can be destroyed, and survive, a trip through a black hole by having your atoms spread across the event horizon...
QD
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bria
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# Posted: 29 Nov 2005 11:49
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At the mention of atoms, Iain's ears would have perked up - had they not been too far out of range, and weighed down as they were by his crown and his title. As it was, there were no real consequences, apart from a bewildered frown from the David, carefully executed so that it looked rugged and charming, and a growing worry inside him. Everyone else was oblivious to this, of course - indeed, the David's hair problems took last place on their list of priorities as the true nature of this Tuesday was beginning to unfold.
And suddenly, far to the east, a woman's voice screamed.
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sg8472
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# Posted: 1 Dec 2005 07:00
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The David's back-hair stood up as the high pitched howl from far off made it's way to their little group. Polson and Nicoll looked on, terrified... but not by the strange noise. Instead, they were confronted by not only the David's back hair standing on end, but his perm had lost it's permliness and now was an afro-mohawk hybrid. What would become of the David? The David's hair was his trademark! But, more importantly, what would be come of the perm industry, now that their major client had been effected in such a manner. 
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nicoll
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# Posted: 1 Dec 2005 10:09
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The evil Hobbie, no longer able to amuse himself with ony Iain's new title "SGHORI IV.2" made his way down to the dungeon where fair Kimmers was being held. Kimmers who was more beautiful and more loved than any other in the land (even the David). Before he reached the dungeon Hobbie was stopped by a messanger who informed him of Iain's kidnaping. The messanger also relayed news of the rumors of SGHORI IV.2's need to marry the David. Hobbie began to smile as a dastardly plot began to take shape in his head.
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polson
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# Posted: 4 Dec 2005 08:04
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Somewhere else, Iain was subjected to the womanly wiles of Kady and he was fading fast, having not married the David yet. Polson, Nicoll and the David pressed on through the forest on a Tuesday, still unaware of the tremendous dangers that awaited them in the center of the forest because any other day, those tremendous dangers would not have been so tremendously dangerous. What fate awaits our loosely termed heros? How evil is Hobbie really? And is Nicoll a lioness or a slug?
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demonvamp
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# Posted: 4 Dec 2005 11:00
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A whisper in the trees. Iain's fading life force hath summoned the aerial V1.5 subset of the lethargic attack squid. Beware, fair travellers...
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sg8472
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# Posted: 5 Dec 2005 07:32
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Out from the magical bush jumps the magical Bush, dressed in a lovely pink gown. "I am the Bush of the bush", he says in an unusual accent. "I am here to save you!"
Turning to Pols, he says, "Nicoll is a lioness in heat! The being which grows in it's stomach is the slug, fathered by the snail!"
To the David the Bush now turns, and with a wave of his wand the David's hair has regained in it's permliness.
Nicoll is next, and the Bush says "Sorry! She doesn't love you."  , and with that the Bush returns to the bush.
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polson
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# Posted: 8 Dec 2005 08:00
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Having been set right by the magical bush fairy (or SG for short), the three travellers continue through the forest, still haunted by the memory of the far off scream and the sudden straightness of the David's hair. It was then of course that Nicoll realized he forgot the compass and an arguement ensued between he and Polson regarding responsibilities and such things like that. It was rather boring.
Elsewhere, Iain was trapped with Kady...alone...and Kimmers was trapped with Hobbie...alone. Polson was trapped with Nicoll...thankfully, the David was there.
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nicoll
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# Posted: 9 Dec 2005 09:20
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Nicoll and Polson argued for hours, completely unaware of the danger surrounding them. The David passed the time by continually checking his hair in a small mirror. The argument ends with Polson flailing her shiney sword wildly in Nicoll's direction. Nicoll's cat like dexterity allowed him to avoid a horrific slashing however a lock of the David's hair was not so fortunate. This only increased the David's suspicion of Polson's motives.
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polson
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# Posted: 14 Dec 2005 08:16
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Somewhere off in the distance came the eerie girlish scream in the crisp forest air, a scream that suddenly sounded so familiar! "Iain!" said Polson in shock, seeing how the three 'heros' were not aware of his plight and name change. Immediately the three took off running through the treacherous Tuesday terrain toward the screams of their king (because they didn't know he was now the SGNORI or they'd have run toward the SGNORI's screams). Coming through the thickest part of the forest they skidded to a sudden stop on the edge of a super freaky cliff! Polson only barely resisted the urge to push Nicoll off.
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nicoll
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# Posted: 15 Dec 2005 04:17
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Page three
Standing at the top of the cliff our three herosstop to catch their breath. The David sees his perfect opertunity to rid himself of the trecherous Polson. His attempt to push Polson off the cliff leads to a struggle. Polson is far too graceful to be thrown off the cliff, but while fighting the pair clumbsily knock Nicoll over the edge, plumiting to certain death. By the most astounding coincidence ever, nicoll is not doomed as his fall is broken by Iain and Kady.
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bria
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# Posted: 20 Dec 2005 13:12
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"Iain!" was the first thing that Nicoll said when he recovered from his shock sufficiently to be able to say anything.
"Yes indeed, it is I," Iain replied in the tone of one well used to inciting awe in all those around him no matter what the circumstances, letting go of Nicoll and leaving him to Kady to take care of.
"You're lucky to be still in one piece," Kady said, "We don't catch just anybody, you know. But since we did, I'm afraid you owe us your life."
"Yes," Nicoll said, "I can't thank you enough, I-"
His gratefulness was cut short, however, as Kady made it clear that she'd been literal about owing her his life, and her henchmen appeared from the shadows and dragged poor Nicoll off.
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polson
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# Posted: 20 Dec 2005 17:05
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Somewhere above the cliff Polson laughed.
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polson
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# Posted: 23 Mar 2006 20:51
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Although having been suspended while Iain tries to figure out what order exactly his title goes in, the Adventure of Polson, Nicoll and the David is ready to continue! At the very least, it is determined not to fade from forum existance just yet. Even if I have to make every single post from this moment on.  Remember, our heros are on the edge of a cliff that Nicoll has just fallen off, saved accidentally by Iain and Kady while Hobbie and Hal have evil intentions towards Kymburlee and beaurocracy is threatening to run amok in the Cantina, and if Polson doesn't save Iain in time, he will have to marry the David! ( Who's idea was it to stall the story at this most critical moment????)
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dashiva
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# Posted: 24 Mar 2006 16:30
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Many leagues away, deep within his labyrinthine cavern complex, the Dragon HAL awoke from his slumber. Thousands of empty Chocolate bar wrappers cascaded down from his impressive bulk as he stirred, his deep dragon-yawn causing a small tremor to run through the surrounding mountain.
Hungry as always, HAL looked around him, his reptilian eyes searching the confines of his cavern for chocolate.
"Noooooooooooo!" he bellowed as the absence of chocolate coated candies became apparent to him. This would not do. His lust for cocoa had to be sated. There was only one thing for it - an assault on the ruler of the Kingdom, King* Iain, owner of the largest horde of chocolate bars in the hemisphere.
As he prepared himself to emerge from his lair and reap havoc across the land in his insatiable need for sugary treats, his servant, the Ghost of Hendrix, floated into the cavern.
"Master!" exclaimed the ghostly guitar guru, wailing out a quick burst of virtuoso axe mastery to punctuate, "there are rumours that Iain has dispatched three champions to slay you!"
"FOOL!" bellowed HAL, his contempt for King* Iain matched only by his love of caramel centered sweet treats, "what champions are these that dare to face me?"
"Lady Polson of Sandwich, her faithful companion-slug, and 'The Hoff' my Lord" replied the Ghost of Jimi.
So he dares to send the most random of all mischief makers against me does he? Assisted only by a slug, and that well permed example of early 90s hairy chested sex appeal, David 'The Hoffmeister' you-can't-Hassle-me-Hoff. He will soon learn the folly of his actions!
(* HAL is as yet unnaware of Iain's proclamation that he is now to be known as 'Supreme Grand High Overlord Ruler Iain the Fourth, Point Two', as thus thinks of him simply as 'King Iain', or 'that ass who's hording all that chocolate' )
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polson
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# Posted: 24 Mar 2006 20:31
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*has appropriately cuffed Craig for breaking the five sentence rule*
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