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micha_bravo
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# Posted: 23 Feb 2006 18:23
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I want to vote for Jon for CL9, but alas... I do not have that option so I'm voicing my opinion here.


I vote for Jon for CL9 cause he's uber-worthy.



lzrman
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# Posted: 23 Feb 2006 18:29
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I Just hope jon gets CL9 because either way it would get scripted ;)

micha_bravo
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# Posted: 23 Feb 2006 18:32
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hehehe true, very true. me thinks jon is probably like CL1000 Ok fine....


Jon for CL2000!!!

polson
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# Posted: 23 Feb 2006 21:23
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I second...or is that third?  Or fourth?  Does Micha's count twice?  Anyway.  JON FOR WORLD LEADER!  I mean uh...CL9...or 2000, whichever it is we're sticking with.

lzrman
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# Posted: 23 Feb 2006 22:38
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CLnth



micha_bravo
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# Posted: 24 Feb 2006 02:33
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I'm talking about Jon, mentor to IaXn Jon...



Jon for CLAlef Null

Oh it may appear he's not here; but then when something goes awry he swoops down from the heavens to set it all right again.

Unconfirmed rumors have it that IaXn is actually a bot that Jon created in a drunken coding session.

Don't kid yourself, Jon is everywhere!

Dev 3:16
And Jon so loved the chat that he gave his only begotten bot, IaXn, that whoever believeth in him should not be SOS, but have html privileges.



deanna
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# Posted: 24 Feb 2006 04:51
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Wow, the Brat is still around?? I kinda thought he and my Twin were gone for all eternity.

I would have to agree however, if he is still around, albeit missing in action, and gone from the lesser beings, that he is bestowed with his 2000 pip. I can think of noone that deserves it more.

And if the deity, who's not a deity, cause he wouldn't claim to be more than a brat should read this...I and my rainbow duck miss you!!

Bring out your pips!! Brat is most worthy!! :)

kady
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# Posted: 24 Feb 2006 07:29
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Awwwww...... I miss my rodent boy! :(

Rodent Boy, Come Back!!!

Mrs. Rodent Boy, Come Back!!!!


But, I can't vote. :(  My campaign to become a senior officer never went through. Thus, I am still a lowly peasant girl without any real power.  

Mr. Bravo, if I can attest to anything, it's this.  Posts for promotions never work.  :(

polson
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# Posted: 24 Feb 2006 08:00
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<!--QuoteBegin--micha_bravo+Feb. 24 2006,02:33--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (micha_bravo @ Feb. 24 2006,02:33)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->I'm talking about Jon, mentor to IaXn Jon...<br><br><img src="http://members.outpost10f.com/~micha_bravo/images/iaxn.and.jon.gif" border="0"><br><br>Jon for CL<sup>Alef Null</sup><br><br>Oh it may appear he's not here; but then when something goes awry he swoops down from the heavens to set it all right again.<br><br>Unconfirmed rumors have it that IaXn is actually a bot that Jon created in a drunken coding session.<br><br>Don't kid yourself, Jon is everywhere!<br><br>Dev 3:16<br>And Jon so loved the chat that he gave his only begotten bot, IaXn, that whoever believeth in him should not be SOS, but have html privileges.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br>This is the single most funniest chat post I have EVER read in my LIFE with the exception of the one about Shaker having his hands in Michiel's pants looking for something he lost.<br><br>*lmao*

micha_bravo
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# Posted: 24 Feb 2006 13:49
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I'd also like to add that I nominate Polson for promotion to manwich: cause a sandwich is a sandwich but a manwich is a meal!

Pols for CLManwich

iain
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# Posted: 24 Feb 2006 16:37
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*LOL* :D Micha, you rule - this thread is fantastic! I share Polson's assessment of that post as one of the best ever, and wonder if I should add Dev 3:16 to my signature... ;)

Although, that said, I should also add that CLAlef Null is only a countable infinity.

Why don't we go for the uncountable infinity? That's more than an infinity times better!

Iain

Dev 2:73:
And the bot created some text, that those who saw could see that it was e, and those who could not could laugh with, or unto or at, the rhyming scheme.

polson
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# Posted: 24 Feb 2006 17:30
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Though I appreciate Micha's sentament that I am a full course meal, I would rather not be known as a "manwhich" seeing how I am in fact a woman.

*raises hand* I believe in IaXn, when do I get my html?

Is there some way we can perserve Micha's post for all time?



micha_bravo
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# Posted: 25 Feb 2006 04:35
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Pols, are you sure about this? We've already launched the new ad campaign. It started running in people magazine as of yesterday.



Yes, under the American's with Disabilities Act of 1990, all of my votes must count as you cannot discriminate against me or any of my multiple personalities, therefor (we've) single-handedly qualified the petition, promote Jon and deem him a god. This is all merely for show now so that the peasants believe their vote counts and do not revolt :P

And just for the record, perhaps it is not Jon that has dissapeared...
But we who have dissapeared!  :?

As Brady would say... I've said too much!

Oh wait; I've just received a campaign pledge from Jon. All those deemed worthy shall be rewarded with 10% discount coupons for manwiches.



polson
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# Posted: 25 Feb 2006 07:37
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10% discounts for manwhiches! :?  Fiends! *withdrawls campaign support*

christena
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# Posted: 25 Feb 2006 09:41
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"I vote for Jon!"
so sayeth the Bunny Goddess :) and It shall be done.


:k

jayneway
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# Posted: 25 Feb 2006 14:13
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Jon is wuvly. Vote Jon!  :)

babel
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# Posted: 25 Feb 2006 14:46
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Polgara for CL10!


Well, it'd be fun to watch the ensuing fireworks . . :k

micha_bravo
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# Posted: 25 Feb 2006 14:50
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I am more than happy to support and promote all of your candidates. But time is running short in the current promotion period. Please be advised that I will accept no more candidates after the 30th.

To have me run their campaigns, I will need a $50 U.S. donation through paypal.

In the event that your candidate does not win promotion this time around, I will give you a discounted rate of $49.95 U.S. for the next promo cycle.

All taxes are not included.

* - Micha LTD. makes no claims to have any real authority or power and cannot promise promotions of any sort, real or imagined, but will gladly take your money and buy lots of nice things for himself.



polson
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# Posted: 25 Feb 2006 15:17
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<!--QuoteBegin--babel+Feb. 25 2006,14:46--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (babel @ Feb. 25 2006,14:46)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Polgara for CL10!<br><br><br>Well, it'd be fun to watch the ensuing fireworks . . <!--emo&:k--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':k'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br>Don't encourage her. <!--emo&:P--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/ton.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':P'><!--endemo--> She's already after my  job.

micha_bravo
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# Posted: 26 Feb 2006 06:26
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Look into my image file...



You are getting sleepy!

Yes, yes... now repeat after me.

I will promote Jon to CLAlef-Null

...Good. Now when I count to three you will wake up and remember none of this.

1-2-3

Wake-up!

Actually the above image is not animated at all; it's merely an illusion like the campaign promises I make :)



micha_bravo
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# Posted: 26 Feb 2006 06:49
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Attention Jon Campaign supporters:

This evening we will be hosting a fund-raising dinner in Ten Forward.

We will be having chicken-kung-pow dinner plates for $150.00 per plate.

Attire for the event is formal.

At the end of the evening, we will be having an auction for our beloved [insert your favorite guy here, who has a sense of humor], where he will take you out for a night-cap and show you how to have a good time on the town!

The ladies who won last year were very pleased and have kindly submitted this photo to show [random guy with a sense of humor] is definitely a party monster and will show you a good time:



Doors open at 8 p.m. sharp! Ladies don't forget to bring your pocket change!



bria
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# Posted: 26 Feb 2006 13:04
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I pwn that image! It doesn't move for me, if I look at it right. And by that I do not mean "with my eyes closed". :( ;)

micha_bravo
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# Posted: 26 Feb 2006 13:56
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LOL, of course it doesn't move... if you look at it right; since there are no moving parts.

christena
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# Posted: 26 Feb 2006 14:06
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*thwaps Micha* it moves for me..I get dizzy and fall down :o

deanna
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# Posted: 26 Feb 2006 20:06
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Micha...there's one problem with your Jonparade.

We're missing a Jon...does not the Brat have anything to say for himself? Or herself...do we have proof that he's a him (and my knowing him, and seeing him, and talking to him and being at his wedding does not count as proof :P)

:?

micha_bravo
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# Posted: 27 Feb 2006 13:53
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Hi again everyone! I'd like to thank all of those who showed up in support of Jon at the fund-raiser dinner last night. It was a smashing success!

The only flaw of the evening, and we apologize profusely, was that [insert some random guy with a sense of humor] apparently started the after party a little too early and as such, never made it to the actual after party event. Well at least we have photos:



Don't worry, there's always next year ladies!

Vote Jon!



micha_bravo
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# Posted: 27 Feb 2006 14:59
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Jon is many different things, to many different people...

Ladies and Gentlemen,

It is my great pleasure to tell you that Jon has heard your pleas and has granted time out of his very busy schedule of doing god-like things to grant us a live satellite appearance!

So without further adieu, live from somewhere in the vicinity of Beetleguise V, where he is attending the wedding reception of Thor and  Dyonesius, I present you JON!

*applause*

Greetings OTFlings, greetings.

It is my pleasure to be here with you now. I'd like to say a few words if I may. I like peanut-butter and jelly sammiches and sometimes when Shellie is away and I get lonely and bored, I shove them in my pants.

And sometimes I dress the peanut-butter and jelly sammiches up in little outfits and have tea and biscuit parties.





Above all remember, I am Ten Forward and the Admiral's Office, the Beginning and the End!

And don't forget to grease IaXn once a week!

Thank you for your time and VOTE JONAlef-Null!

zildjian
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# Posted: 27 Feb 2006 15:33
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:D Too funny. Make it so!  :v

jayneway
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# Posted: 27 Feb 2006 15:59
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did Jon just tell us to grease Iain?  :?

polson
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# Posted: 27 Feb 2006 21:01
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I think a sandwich dressed up as Jon did.  That counts. *nods* I'll get the grease.

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