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babel
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# Posted: 29 Jul 2006 01:45
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No posts (until this one) in 'general' since the 24th? Aren't WE the forum hounds?
Hang on . . .
sorry, thought I saw someone come in, but it was only tumbleweed.
Where were we. Let's think. Okay, a topic. Have aliens visited this planet and, if so, is the existance of Oompa-Loompas proof of this?
(I mean the proper Oompa-Loompas, the orange geezers from the Gene Wilder ((praise Wilder! )) movie, as featured in Henri's avatar. Not the imposters from the Depp ((praise Depp! Not *quite* as much as Wilder (((praise Wilder! ))) but praise him, nonetheless)) movie. The orange Oompa-Loompas would kick their arses, we all know that.
I think aliens HAVE visited the Earth. Oompa-Loopas are just one piece of evidence. Here's another:
The Curly-Wurly chocolate bar
Look at it!
LOOK
AT
IT
It's all weirdy-weirdy shaped with holes in and all wiggly and stuff and OBVIOUSLY alien! It's alienness makes me shudder to behold it! Curly Wurlys = alien. *nods*
M'lud, if it pleases the court, I direct the jury's attention to exhibit three:
Marty Feldman
Okay, I don't really need to say anything at all here, do I? ALIEN. Utterly alien. He's a curly-wurly eating, Oompa-Loompa leading, alien Emperor. He came to the Earth for a laugh, to see how long he could walk among us - for the Feldman DID bestride this planet like a comedy colossus - before someone saw through his disguise. Many believe Marty Feldman died. No. He's living in a maisonette in the Orion Nebula, something I think all us Marty fans can be happy about - he has a lovely little vegetable plot and herb garden, too.
Well that concludes the case for the prosecution. I think you'll agree that I have proved, beyond all reasonable doubt, that the Earth has indeed been visited by aliens. Thankyou so, so very much for your attention!
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jaquaia
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# Posted: 29 Jul 2006 03:29
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Mmmmm! Curly wurlys *drool* I want one now 
Oompa Loompas, let me see. Short orange men with green hair who burst into song at random points working for Wilder (((praise Wilder! ))...
OBVIOUSLY alien! Conclusive proof some might say!
Curly wurlys? Nothing more then a harmless childs treat dear Babel, your paranoia is getting the better of you again my love!
As for Marty Feldman, DEFINATELY other worldly, without a shadow of a doubt! Obviously, the race he hails from have not quite masterd human disguise. 
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polson
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# Posted: 29 Jul 2006 08:27
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Sometimes I wonder who left Jeremy's brain out in the sun for too long.
However, them Curly Wurlys are suspcious. They certainly weren't made by a woman. Those holes could have been filled with chocolate.
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mitch_walker_sielu
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# Posted: 29 Jul 2006 08:57
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The defense for the estate of Mr. Feldman says it is impossible for him to be an alien....trust me sir, we have spoken with his dresser and his mirror. *shudders*
Being American I have never heard of the Curly Wurly's that you speak of....and thus can have no opinon on them.
But....we would like to present another piece of evidence and in doing so not state that the prosecution is incorrect but...mistaken.
Tim Curry
I would like to apologize to the children....please cover their eyes...this...alien is still alive people...we should be careful.
The defense rests...for now.
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demonvamp
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# Posted: 29 Jul 2006 09:35
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You're forgetting Starbars. Clearly the word star is a giveaway, and only an alien would put a peanut buttery centre in toffee, making it virtually impossible to eat without dribbling and getting it down you.
QD
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christena
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# Posted: 29 Jul 2006 09:39
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OOOooooooooooooo.. lusicious caramel ladders of yummy goodness! I haven't had curly whirly's is so long...
Nuuuuuuummmmmmmmy!
Cinna 
*praises Johnny Depp* yes... I'm on a JD kick and loving it all the while. hehe
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teekay
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2006 03:18
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Chocolate is a highly addictive substance from outer space, used to enslave the minds of men and women all around the world and pave the way for an invasion from an alien planet.
Mars Bars, is all I'm saying.
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candyshop
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2006 06:01
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Teeks, you forgot Milky Ways...
Seriously, who on Earth would have invented a milky way.
And for that matter...A "Whatchamacalit" also an alien invented candy bar, however, the human that stole the recipie didn't understand that Alien Dialect of clicking, whirrrls, and beeps, and unable to understand the actual title of "click, beep click click click whirrl, whirrl, beep click" he called it a "Whatchamacalit"
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bria
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2006 09:30
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Chocolate = good. I don't much care where it's from. In fact, these aliens can take me off to wherever they want; if chocolate and spaceships are involved, I'm all game!  
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teekay
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2006 12:30
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Chocolate spaceships?
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deanna
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2006 18:26
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Ahem....
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babel
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# Posted: 30 Jul 2006 23:36
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The evidence is mounting.
I'm glad I started this thread. Ha! Von Danniken, eat your heart out!
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ajcardall
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# Posted: 31 Jul 2006 03:23
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They exist.
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deanna
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# Posted: 31 Jul 2006 07:12
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OMG....
It's real aliens!
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demonvamp
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# Posted: 31 Jul 2006 10:05
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Oh my, what would you all do if Denim hadn't been invented
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nicoll
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# Posted: 31 Jul 2006 10:54
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Leather chaps of course.
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demonvamp
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# Posted: 31 Jul 2006 11:45
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<!--QuoteBegin--nicoll+July 31 2006,10:54--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (nicoll @ July 31 2006,10:54)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Leather chaps of course.<!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br>I like it <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/haw.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--> <br><br>QD
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bria
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# Posted: 1 Aug 2006 11:57
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<!--QuoteBegin--demonvamp+July 31 2006,10:05--></span><table border="0" align="center" width="95%" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1"><tr><td><b>Quote</b> (demonvamp @ July 31 2006,10:05)</td></tr><tr><td id="QUOTE"><!--QuoteEBegin-->Oh my, what would you all do if Denim hadn't been invented <!--emo&:D--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/haw.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'><!--endemo--><!--QuoteEnd--></td></tr></table><span id='postcolor'><!--QuoteEEnd--><br>We'd either share Anna's skirt or... ah... I don't know. I'd be lost without denim. <!--emo&:(--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/sad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':('><!--endemo--><br><br>Also, I'd deny we're aliens, naturally, but that'll just start ye talking more. I know you people. Everytime I deny something, you become more convinced it's the case. <!--emo&:o--><img src="http://www.outpost10f.com/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/ann.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':o'><!--endemo--></font>
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tiamai
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# Posted: 7 Aug 2006 05:11
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Curly-Wurlys? Alien Chocolate spaceships? Mars bars?
You think taht perhaps Marathon chnaged its name to Snickers cos marathon was actually the code word for'Im an orange alien oompa-loompa'????
And in corner shops al over, folk were going in asking for 10 B&H, a paper and a Marathon, and suddenly the lady with the hairy boil was un-masking as an orange oompa-loompa witha tatoo of Marty Feldman on her orange chest?
So, as its most deffinatly teh confectionary industry that is behind this alien conspiricy, they changed the name to Snickers. Amen.
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mustaine
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# Posted: 11 Aug 2006 07:37
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Are you kidding me? Aliens exist on good old planet earth i'm convinced of it. In fact they have a whole city all to them selves anyone ever been to Indianapolis?
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babel
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# Posted: 12 Aug 2006 02:59
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Hey . . . Aleka's from Indianapolis! H'mm, all this time and we never suspected her!
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