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eagle
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2006 21:54
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Welcome to the Unofficial Tagline Contest, officially sponsored by OTF Engineering!!
Taglines can be serious, insightful, funny, random, pointless, whatever! Let your creative juices run wild!
The only rules are that they must be 70 characters or less (to fit in the login form) and mustn't break the PDs.
Have fun!
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polson
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2006 21:58
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How many can we submit?
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david1
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2006 21:59
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To Start Things Off...
I Came, I Saw, I Wondered Why I Hit "Enter".
XZ
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alex_william
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2006 21:59
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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible
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vader4
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2006 22:00
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Hehehehe I made this one up awhile ago 
"I'll give you what I need and what you want- A Cookie"
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eagle
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2006 22:07
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alex_william
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2006 22:10
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I don't know what I'm doing. I just know if I stop bad things happen
Everyone run screaming from the building... Now!
Trust me, you can't trust me at all.
There is no problem large or small that can't be fixed with explosions
It's just a short jump, followed by an ever so long fall.
Everything went boom then things weren't so good
I abandoned my mind years ago. I spent too much time looking for it.
You know, I think I'll go insane. It's a nice day to become a martini
Everything is better after coffee. Nothing is good before coffee.
Everything went boom then things weren't so good
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polson
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2006 22:19
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I have more taglines than you can count. Most of them I saw on bumperstickers or t-shirts or wherever. I use a TON of movie quotes.
Some movie quotes:
- Gimmie the cassssssssssh!
- Mooooooootiiiiiiiipaaaaaaaaasssss!
- Mr. Cotton's parot...same question.
- Look! And undead monkey!
- Are you going to do something or just stand there and bleed?
- Viola, darling, chew like you have a secret.
- Yay, I'm a llama again! Wait...
One I thought up all by myself and is actually funny:
- Abuse the Force, Luke/CT/Jon/Hong/Iain/Zild etc.
Some others
Be spontaneous ... combust.
Beam Me Up Scottie! I've fallen and can't get up!
Beam me up, Scotty, but leave the others here.
By all means, let's not confuse ourselves by the facts.
Bajoran bikers who refuse to wear earrings... on the next Oprah!
Beware the Vulcan butt pinch.
Do I like my coffee black? Are there other colours?
Do not make excuses unless you have to.
Do not mock Silly Putty.
Do not pay any attention to this.
Do not proceed to the next screen until told to do so.
Do not write in this space! For official use only!
Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.
I believe in looking reality in the eye and denying it.
If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten
Chosing between two evils? Pick the one you've never tried before.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left.
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
This is as bad as it can get, but don't bet on it.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible? - ( I have this one on a t-shirt)
Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error...
Earth is full. Go home.
Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling to good myself.
EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.
He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.
I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.
In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
I wouldn't want to see you working with subatomic particles.
I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people
If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
I refuse to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Support Cannibalism-BITE ME!
Two wrongs are only the beginning.
You jump I jump, right? But if you fall, I just stand there and laugh.
You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.
That's just a sample from 19 pages of 10 point oneliners. I also like to use Stargate quotes.
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christena
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2006 22:36
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"Animal crackers in my soup,monkeys and rabbits loop de loop"
It makes me giggle! 
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rpmobsession
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2006 22:42
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Dear Glee-a: I win. Love, Rompy.
Hah!
RPMO
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aceman_67
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# Posted: 19 Aug 2006 22:53
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Mary had a little lamb... And I ate it.
CL5 Phill
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brady
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 00:28
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Wow, ya got this up quick din't ya Eags?
Some Firefly quotes:
"It's a real burn, being right so often." (Mal)
"Also? I can kill you with my brain." (River)
"Shiny. Let's be bad guys." (Jayne)
"She is starting to damage my calm." (Jayne)
Operative: "Do you know what your sin is?"
Mal: "Aw hell. I'm a fan of all seven."
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imzadi
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 00:55
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I Made this up when I first joined 10F ...I Sense You Want To Chat
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padme2869
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 02:15
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''You're the alligator?''
''Don't be cute'' 
''He's my knight in shinning armor'' 
''OK, so... so... sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too, I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, Wow, that wasn't even remotely true.''
''Look a undead monkey''
''I won't leave without jack... ... ''Time to go''
''This is a jar of dirt''
''I've got a jar of dirt!!! I've got a jar of dirt!!! And guess whats inside it''
''I thought I knew you''
''Don't touch my dirt''
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nicoll
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 04:20
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Never pet a burning dog
Vidi, Vici, Veni!
I never forget a face, but in your case I'd love to make an exception.
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Only 1 man in 1000 is a leader of men, the other 999 follow women.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up.
I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.
Me, Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
I used to be cynical, but what's the point?
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stevennorton
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 04:26
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In Brady Jay style:
"A hero gets other people killed, we can look it up later." (Zoe)
"Your not taking her, and that's final" (Simon)
"Next time I hear final, it really will be." (Mal)
"This landing could get interesting." (Wash)
"That is last time you call me a whore." (Inara)
"Serenity talks to me capt'n." (Kaylee)
"No grenades." (Mal)
"The hero of Canton, the man they call... ME!" (Jayne)
"I wasn't always a shepard you know." (Sheperd Book)
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deanna
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 06:53
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*not entering* Just an observation...I like the original ones...ones "written" by actual OTFers...I hope "copied from various tagline websites" don't win.
Keep it real and say it like you think it! ...
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greengrass
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 07:53
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Aye, I really need to change my username. 
Lets see.....
The preceeding post was a production of OTF, I warrant no claims.
-or-
Just turn that around. 
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demonvamp
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 08:03
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Don't mind me, I'm just here for the food.
QD
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polson
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 08:06
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I can't remember who came up with this one, I THINK the credit goes to JD but my brain gets a little fuzzy when you go back nine years.
"*insert witty tagline here*"
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polson
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 08:07
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Also, I think Cinna should get credit for her "I'm a Cinna I'm a saint" tagline.
And I just thought of a new tagline all by myself.
"My tagline could beat up your tagline."
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krillen488
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 08:25
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smile yet elegent
"A hug is worth a thousand words. A best friend is worth 2... 'You Suck'"
Krillen
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solar
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 08:47
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I hope for nothing. I fear nothing. I am free.
-Solar-
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micha_bravo
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# Posted: 20 Aug 2006 09:53
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My other tagline is much whittier
Mom and Dad went to OTF and all I got was this lousy tagline
If you can read this, you aren't completely illiterate
If you are reading this, you have too much free time
Regis, I'd like to use my tagline now
Life's a garden baby, dig it! (stolen from Joe Dirt)
This article is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted.
May be too intense for some viewers.
Does not come with any other figures.
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christena
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2006 18:25
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"You happy with your lil freak show? Baby,you were just so-so"
and yes..
"I'm a Cinna,I'm a Saint"
Kamin gave that taggy to me by saying
She's a Cinna,She's a saint..I just twisted it a bit
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bont
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# Posted: 21 Aug 2006 22:29
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"for whom exactly does the bell toll for"
"i am the walrus"
"yes, i am better than you"
"take a flying leap into a train"
"jerimiah was a bull frog"
"i had a dream about FM and jellybeans"
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tiamai
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# Posted: 22 Aug 2006 02:18
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Taglines make me numb.
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kittykat
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# Posted: 22 Aug 2006 12:35
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man I used to have loads - but stick with the best 
9 out of 10 Kats prefer purple
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deanna
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# Posted: 22 Aug 2006 19:11
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OMG! KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK's back *eg*
Yes you can quote me on that one *L*
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wilbur_force
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# Posted: 23 Aug 2006 01:00
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I thought of these not v.good though :-
- who ever smelt it dealt it
- i not as dumb as i look im as smart as i think
- man walks into a bar and says ouch!
- in space no one can hear you sneeze
- lion+tiger=liger - horse+donkey=mule?????HONKEY!
- Legends are a myth
- i think therefore we're all in trouble
- if i had brains i would be dangeous without them im disasterous
and finally - tis better to loved and lost than to ever meet her parents!
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