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lythria_2005
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# Posted: 5 Sep 2006 11:39
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Everybody post your favorite jokes here...
mine's Iain... 
It can be anything from stand up to one liners...
But the next time I visit this page...I want to laugh!!1...
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daecrist
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# Posted: 5 Sep 2006 20:36
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Buy Schrodinger's cat litter. If you don't observe it you won't have to change it.
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darth_balco
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# Posted: 5 Sep 2006 23:47
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Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
So he could beat the crowd.
Get It? He wanted to BEAT the CROWD! HA! HAHAHA! HEEHEE! HAAHAA!!!
But seriously, whenever I hear these stories about if a team like the Chicago Cubs or the Buffalo Bills win a championship, the worlds in serious doodoo. What I want to know is, let's say Satan does come up for a visit and maybe, just maybe he doesn't want to destroy the world. Maybe he's just up and about to get some Tacos from Taco Bell. I just know this because I was sitting at Taco Bell once night when this big red rude with this giant evil rod sits down with me.
For the prince of darkness, he seemed pretty gentlemen like.
"I'm sorry was this seat taken? I just don't like sitting by myself."
"Nah you can sit here. It's ok. So what's your name?"
"Satan, that Lucifer peep dude type thingy person fella. I just came up here."
"Wow, what a coincidence, it's December 31, 1999. I take it your hear to end the world and stuff right?"
"Nah, I was just having a major munchie attack and I thought Taco Bell would hit my tummy just right."
"This your first time in a Taco Bell?"
"No, a few years ago, when Shaq and Hakeem were playing in the NBA Finals. I really wanted to try that Double Decker Taco. That was delicous."
"Interesting. Say you wanna play some WWF Attitude if you got some free time?"
"Nah, I gotta get back down there, but I'll call you if my plans change."
"Okay, um see you later?"
"See me in about 5 years when the Red Sox win the world series, Cheers!"
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bont
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# Posted: 7 Sep 2006 21:51
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Two Trees
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A
small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch,
"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says,
"Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker
takes a taste of the small tree. He replies,
"It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however,
the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."
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