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skevington
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# Posted: 1 Jan 2007 10:12
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I was telling Candice a story earlier today on msn and we both figured we should share it with all of you, so see convo log below.  :(

Lee says:
now, come sit on uncle leelee's knee and he'll tell you a story
Candice says:
Yay! Story!
Candice says:
*does so*
Lee says:
Once upon a time there was a evil ISA director.
Candice says:
oooooh.
Lee says:
named Dmitri
Candice says:
oh dear
Lee says:
but no one dared overthrow him, because he had drank from the magical chalice of sheer and total hawtness, so all the girly computer nerds fell under his spell
Candice says:
*mezmerized* Oh my.
Lee says:
But a prophecy told that one day another man would rise up and overthrow Dmitri, and steal his total mastery of the powers of sheer hawtness. So Dmitri ordered that the man be found and brought before him... and executed.
Lee says:
But a bitter struggle ensued.
Candice says:
oh noes!
Lee says:
A struggle between all that was good... and evil.  
Candice says:
....who won?
Lee says:
Well a neighboring warlord of another kingdom had heard of Dmitri's evil regime and he had made it his mission to free the people from his evil spell... so the one they called 'Iain' mobilised his forces. And Dmitri done the same.
Candice says:
....Oh my.
Lee says:
Screams of "OH NOES" were heard all over as Dmitri's army pillaged the villages of the neighbouring kingdom, burning it to the ground for Iain's acts of defiance. But Iain had a mystical power, as had Dmitri.
Candice says:
What was it?
Lee says:
As Dmitri commanded the chalice of hawtness, Iain commanded the chalice of geekdom.
Candice says:
*giggles*
Lee says:
The war continued for generations... and Dmitri's forces continued to pillage and destroy all they came across, thus forcing Iain and his army underground. Where they plotted and schemed and worked for 10 solid years. Until they came up with a tool capable of putting an end to Dmitri's regime of terror.
Candice says:
a tool!?
Lee says:
They called it... the type x. No less than 20 years later all of Dmitri's forces and the legendary Dmitri himself were banished from the land, and exiled to a neighbouring moon. Where he continues to this very day to plot to destroy the one they call 'Iain'.
Candice says:
Wow.

rpmobsession
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# Posted: 1 Jan 2007 10:15
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The story rocked! :o

I laughed. I cried. I leaped for joy. Extreme hawtness! :D


Candice

P.S. Yes, that's what we do with our time. :o

amandasp
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# Posted: 1 Jan 2007 10:25
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Ladies and gentlemen,

You give this man a phaser... aren't you ashamed and scared now?

Love,
Amanda

skevington
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# Posted: 1 Jan 2007 10:31
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Quarkles informs me that we are naming this story -

The Magical Adventures of Dmitri, Quarkles, Iain, Quarkles' pet fish named Napoleon, and Spot the Dog

So let it be written, so let it be done!  :o

Dmitri

aeon
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# Posted: 1 Jan 2007 12:59
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Totally way beyond awesome, I tell you! :o

skevington
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# Posted: 1 Jan 2007 13:01
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Annie speaks the truth!  :k

Dmitri

darth_balco
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# Posted: 2 Jan 2007 09:54
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Will this be made into a movie soon? And will there be a soundtrack for it?



stevennorton
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# Posted: 2 Jan 2007 16:10
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Can I be Dmitri in the movie  :k

skevington
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# Posted: 2 Jan 2007 17:54
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I suppose, though who will play Iain?  :(

Dmitri

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