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tanneffel
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# Posted: 28 Mar 2013 08:25 · Edited by: tanneffel
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Welcome to A Song for Sansa!
In the light-hearted spirit of the upcoming Tourney in King's Landing, Sansa declares it is time for everyone to warm up their vocal chords and sing songs of praise to their favourite lords and ladies.
We shall compose these tributes to our most beloved and most detested characters (anyone! not just Sansa) in the simple form of limericks. Freestyle poetry, haiku, ballads, sonnets, etc. are also welcome.
Let me begin with a nonsensical example...
The lovely young lady called Sansa,
Why, she is the finest dansa!
She extends her hands,
Flips over and stands,
And shows off her underpansa.
Bonus points if you find words that rhyme with Arya, Jaime, and Daenerys.
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tanneffel
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# Posted: 28 Mar 2013 17:38
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Have you ever been to Winterfell?
I hear the people from there smell
Like unwashed bears
With uncombed hairs
But with clothes on you can hardly tell.
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synii
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# Posted: 28 Mar 2013 22:52 · Edited by: synii
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A poem you say?
How delightfully gay.
A Game of Thrones Theme
Should be as easy as it seems
Tyrion, Tywin, who to focus on?
Or maybe the badass and loveable Bronn?
AA, BB, CC my rhymes go
Oh my GOD 2 DAYS UNTIL GAME OF THRONES
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bitw1978
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2013 20:23
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there once was a lady named sansa
who face resembled a dancer
with grace and great poise
she made lots of noise
for now she shall have new toys!
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tanneffel
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2013 21:15
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Ser Barristan was known as bold,
Yet always did what he was told,
He slayed no kings,
And had no flings,
Joffrey was right: that guy is old.
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deboe
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2013 21:23
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I am the Queen's brother, Jaime
No other lass in the kingdoms can tame me
You may call this an abomination
To want for my sister's adoration
I say it's impossible to shame me
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trinity
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# Posted: 3 Apr 2013 12:31
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*LMFAO@deboe's jaime limerick*
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synii
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# Posted: 3 Apr 2013 17:13
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Iiiin western Winterfell, born and raised,
With my Septa is where I spent most of my days,
Chillin' out, relaxing, no where to go..
With my sister my Septa used to teach us to sew,
When the king came along, and spoke to my dad,
Asked him to go to King's Landing to serve as his hand,
My dad accepted and then bowed to his knee,
and said 'You're moving to King's Landing to marry Joffrey'
I waited for our ride, with my dear prince of course,
When it arrived it was a carriage pulled by horse.
If anything I could say that this was so great,
Destined for King's Landing but I just have to wait.
I, pulled, up to the gate around half past three,
And walked to the castle with my dear Prince Joffrey.
Everything seemed perfect, my amazing life is just starting,
Then I remembered that I'm written by George. R. R. Martin
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tanneffel
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# Posted: 3 Apr 2013 17:15
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I don't LOL very often, but Synii... you earned a LOL  Love it.
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deboe
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# Posted: 4 Apr 2013 16:09 · Edited by: deboe
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The Mother of Dragons Daenerys
She is the Targaryen heiress
She's easy to admire
But watch out for fire
If you are clumsy and careless.
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learydp01
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# Posted: 3 Jul 2013 06:29
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tanneffel  He sure is old, eh?
My name is Reek
My mojo I seek
Littlefinger ponders the Unich
Maybe I'll give him a peak
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