| Author |
Message |
dierna
Member
|
# Posted: 25 Jun 2009 22:40
Reply
Well I've been waiting for all the conflicting reports to go away but NBC news is reporting a family friend has CONFIRMED he died. He died about 20 min ago at an L.A hospital after suffering from a major heart attack. He was only 50.
|
lzrman
Member
|
# Posted: 25 Jun 2009 22:44
Reply
CNN hasn't officially announced that he has passed away, yet other sources have confirmed it.
|
dierna
Member
|
# Posted: 25 Jun 2009 22:49
Reply
Yeah.. CNN is the ONLY one that has yet to report it. FOX News, ABC, NBC, Sky, routers are all reporting it...
|
skevington
Member
|
# Posted: 25 Jun 2009 23:15
Reply
IT IS ALL A LIE. MICHAEL JACKSON LIVES AND SO DOES ELVIS!!!!!
|
majin_fett
Member
|
# Posted: 25 Jun 2009 23:30
Reply
We really live in one giant comic book, and we know that no one ever really dies in comics!
|
cheebasan
Member
|
# Posted: 25 Jun 2009 23:38
Reply
*Lets out a pitiful Jawa wailing howl* 
|
digerati
Member
|
# Posted: 25 Jun 2009 23:55
Reply
That was odd. How many people in their 50s have heart issues that badly? I wonder if drugs were involved.
Never the less I feel bad. I really liked his work (just not a fan of all the odd things he did).
Digi
|
dierna
Member
|
# Posted: 25 Jun 2009 23:59
Reply
Ok folks.. it's now all 100% official. The king of Pop has died....
|
babel
Member
|
# Posted: 26 Jun 2009 00:03
Reply
A talented but damaged individual. I won't rejoice at his death but I won't waste any tears, either.
Farrah Fawcett passed away too, she faced her end with dignity and fortitude. Dignity is not a word I will ever associate with Jackson.
|
polson
Member
|
# Posted: 26 Jun 2009 00:18
Reply
Well, there is speculation that he was anorexic, and that puts you at risk of heart attack...
|
majin_fett
Member
|
# Posted: 26 Jun 2009 00:48
Reply
I'm pretty sure he didn't have a heart attack. It was cardiac arrest.
|
dierna
Member
|
# Posted: 26 Jun 2009 03:33
Reply
Quoting: majin_fett I'm pretty sure he didn't have a heart attack. It was cardiac arrest.
Correct. Cardiac Arrest is twice as dangerous as a heart attack
|
soka
Member
|
# Posted: 26 Jun 2009 08:39 · Edited by: soka
Reply
Quoting: babel A talented but damaged individual. I won't rejoice at his death but I won't waste any tears, either. Farrah Fawcett passed away too, she faced her end with dignity and fortitude. Dignity is not a word I will ever associate with Jackson.
I couldn't say it any better, completely agree.
|
crazytexan
Member
|
# Posted: 26 Jun 2009 18:45
Reply
Reports state that since Wacko Jacko is 90% plastic he will be melted down into plastic Lego blocks so little kids can play with him for a change...
When Michael got to heaven, Elvis saw him and whispered in St. Peter's ear. St. Peter then told Jacko at the pearly gates, "Beat it. Just beat it."
Too soon?
Yes. Sadly a talented, yet troubled individual.
|
lzrman
Member
|
# Posted: 26 Jun 2009 23:50
Reply
LMAO! @ Tex
Melted Down so kids can play with him rather them him with  ! moving on....
Great Talent, Complete Wacko
|
lzrman
Member
|
# Posted: 27 Jun 2009 05:41
Reply
Found another online:
Farrah Fawcett arrived at the Pearly Gates and God asked her what he could do for her having led such an honest life. Farrah asked God to simply make sure the children of the world were safe. Five minutes later, Michael Jackson died.
|
babel
Member
|
# Posted: 27 Jun 2009 08:06
Reply
The jokes I've been sent . .yesterday the UK mobile phone network must have been in meltdown with the sheer volume of jokes flying round. I don't think many that I received are publishable here, but Tex, if we get a chance to talk I might slip a few your way
|
darth_balco
Member
|
# Posted: 27 Jun 2009 22:19 · Edited by: darth_balco
Reply
Don't Stop Til You Get Enough? It's obvious he didn't stop when he had enough. After all he lived a Thriller life Off The Wall. But after all...death is just Human Nature. Perhaps he committed suicide because he didn't like The Man In The Mirror. Or he might've been murdered....by a Smooth Criminal.
Reports surfaced that he asked Jesus "Will You Be There?" And Jesus would sing back, "You are not alone. I am here with you. Though were far apart. You're always in my heart, you are not alone."
In a related news statement, President Obama announced the end of the Amber Alert minutes after hearing news of Michael Jackson's passing.
|
dierna
Member
|
# Posted: 27 Jun 2009 22:24 · Edited by: dierna
Reply
My fave is: Paramedics at the scene report that Michael Jackson never regained his colour.
|
cheebasan
Member
|
# Posted: 3 Jul 2009 14:51
Reply
*Mourns in Jawaese* Neeka ooka paraka hideka makala nieta ooka mataki katashi shikati washabi kala makala hikato faraki hitaka! (Translation: May Tattooine brush aside its sandstorms to allow you to have a peaceful transport to heaven and may all Jawa beings bless thy lord George Lucas upon you and may your music live on innour hearts forever!)
|
