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robertwerner
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# Posted: 8 Jun 2011 06:20
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As you know I've been the writer for Agony Aunt as a part of the Blue Report.
Some of you love it, and let's face it, some of you don't.
I've even heard some folks say that they want a voice, now, you can!!
Here you can drop ideas for the Agony Aunt and see them come alive in the Blue Report!
I must ask that they are kept clean yet humorous! =)
Regards,
CL5 Robert Shadowfox
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skevington
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# Posted: 8 Jun 2011 09:04
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I have been married for 30 years and lately things have become a little boring in the uh... bedroom. My husband asked me to dress up in a trek uniform and to pretend to be his yeoman. He also asks me to call him Captain. This is intended to spice things up but I don't like Star Trek. What shall I do?? Is it time for a divorce? Please help!
Love,
Betty
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ajcardall
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# Posted: 8 Jun 2011 09:24 · Edited by: ajcardall
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I have been married for 30 years, and in an attempt to spice things up, I've asked my wife to do some Star Trek roleplay. However, she is very reluctant - she won't even call me Captain! She isn't a fan, but I was hoping for the sake of the marriage she would go along with it. After all, I had to dress up like Jessica Fletcher from "Murder, She Wrote" for her!!! Please help, as it seems unfair that she won't do what I ask, despite me doing crazy stuff for her!
Love,
Clive
PS - Do I tell her about that drunken night with her uncle?
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stav219
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# Posted: 8 Jun 2011 09:52
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trolololol
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richard_smith
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# Posted: 8 Jun 2011 16:58
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My Mom and Dad are always dressing up in freaky clothes and talking funny. I can't have friends over because my parents are weird. What can I do for some relief?
Thanks,
Scared for his sanity
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sarek1
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# Posted: 9 Jun 2011 01:06
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stav219
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# Posted: 10 Jun 2011 11:03
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Dear Agony Aunt,
My name is Michael Paine, and I am a nosy neighbour.
Now, Mr. Prendergast and number 41 is currently undergoing treatment to transform him from a male to a female.
I know this to be true because I followed him to the clinic on several occasions, and by standing on an upturned milk crate, and peering through the window, I have been able to witness the delicate microsurgery carried out upon his... genitalia.
Why anyone should wish to have this done is a mystery to me.
I mean, I like a bird as much as the next bloke, BUT I DO NOT LIKE A BIRD WITH BIG HANDS. OH NO, DEFINITELY NOT.
Yours,
M. Paine.
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quark
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# Posted: 12 Jun 2011 19:00
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I love this thread.
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robertwerner
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# Posted: 21 Jun 2011 09:44
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Wow. Awesome Job folks! =) I got the replies! They will be in order in which received! =) Keep a eye on the Blue Report! =)
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generalmax
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# Posted: 9 May 2012 13:20
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Dear Agony Aunt,
My wife ran off with my best friend last week...
I miss him!
Hugh Jass
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robertwerner
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2013 13:06
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Consider this thread re-opened for suggestions for the Blue Report!!!
Please keep them clean and family friendly.
And not obviously suggestive like the posts above... >.<
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david1
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# Posted: 10 Aug 2013 15:11
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maybe twist it and make this a lot more comical.
get people to post in, to the agony aunt, as their favorite scifi/fantasy/other character....?
That would be fun.... xD
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robertwerner
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# Posted: 12 Aug 2013 01:25
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Not quite sure how that would be done. I suppose some form of a form. Maybe a form that produces a random comical answer. lol
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david1
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# Posted: 12 Aug 2013 11:26
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well like the following fictional character, could even use this as a game, getting people to guess the character xD.
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I have a unique problem, for years now, me and my brother where close, nothing could separate us, but his lust for power has outgrown our bond. He tried to kill our father, he tried to destroy a world which lead me to having killed him, or so I thought, he then turns up again, trying to destroy a world, so i went to stop him, I thought id nearly gotten through to him, and then he stabs me! He needs help, his tantrums of his need to stop, but i dont know how to go about this! Any help would be appreciated.
Thor Odinson of Asgard
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naberrie
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# Posted: 22 Aug 2013 09:39
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Dear Agony Aunt,
All of my life I have been ridiculed for being small and ugly. On top of that my father never loved me. I was always jealous of my brother and sister, whom he does love, and all I ever wanted was to be appreciated. If I was a lord of a big castle I'm sure I could make people love me, but I knew that since I have older siblings I would never have a chance of inheriting. Now my brother is out of the picture, and my sister is a woman, so by rights I should have our parental house! Yet my daddy won't give it to me. What should I do?!
T.
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patrickdemps
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# Posted: 29 Jun 2016 12:03
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Dear Agony Aunt
I am new here and as per all the posts I believe that you listen to everyone. I am the youngest member of my family and I believe that my parents love my elder brother and sister more than me and that actually hurt me. What should I do?
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