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hongjun
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2005 07:10
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Hi,
I don't know what happened but this morning when I woke up all y hair was on my pillow and not on my head 
I have no idea why this happened but I am guessing that it is a result of the shampoo that I have started to use.
Does anyone know if there is anything I can do?
Hong
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iain
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2005 07:53
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 I've heard of this condition - Human (presumably) Spontaneous Follicle Loss Syndrome - but until today I never thought I'd meet a person who had experienced it. It's highly rare, although it does peak, for reasons that are not well understood, at the start of April - and unfortunately the only known treatment appears to be to "wait to see if the hair will grow back".
For appearance only, it may alternatively be possible to adopt the approach of the Vidiians, and rampage about the Outpost, stealing hair from those unaffected. This is approximately 99.99221% of the membership, based on the best possible estimate available at present.
Finally, if all else fails, it would theoretically be possible to use a genetically modified spaghetti plant to create hair, which could later be transplanted - but I would estimate that this is approximately 10 years (likely to the day) off.
Iain, who of course has not done any research into the realms of biology and so forth. :[
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deanna
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2005 09:38
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Buy a wig? *L*
*hugs*
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sg8472
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2005 11:19
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Find a cat... okay? Now this is where it get's difficult (ie. psychotic) -- shave the cat, and then glue the cat hair to your head.
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kittykat
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2005 11:44
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or buy a wig - one of those nice sparkly ones? 
:|@SG
strange person
very strange person!
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sg8472
Member
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2005 11:51
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KK: I know .... 
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sg8472
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# Posted: 1 Apr 2005 11:56
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PS. Check these out!
Top 100 Best April Fool's Hoaxes
Top 10 worst April Fool's Day Hoaxes Ever
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hongjun
Member
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# Posted: 3 Apr 2005 14:19
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hehe
No doubt mine would be in the worst, but hey I was out of time!
Hong
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kittykat
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# Posted: 4 Apr 2005 04:27
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WHAT?!
It was an April Fools?!
I feel so betrayed 
KK
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sg8472
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# Posted: 4 Apr 2005 04:30
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You mean a cat was shaven for no reason at all? 
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kittykat
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# Posted: 4 Apr 2005 13:45
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Well summer is coming up and they start shedding!
So you know...you've saved yourself some extra hoovering?
KK
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sg8472
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# Posted: 5 Apr 2005 14:22
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Good point!! ... but I don't have a cat!?!
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